Showing posts with label housekeeper. Show all posts
Showing posts with label housekeeper. Show all posts

Wednesday, 27 December 2006

Going green

Maria, my housekeeper, has gone home for the holidays. Most of the time she organises a replacement as I work during December. But this year, there was no replacement to be had. So today I cleaned. I don't mean just tidied. I cleaned. I used ammonia. I swept. I sweated. But most of all I was shocked at the amount of crap a single human being and her pets can create.

Where exactly does all the fluff, dust and other bits come from? I live in an apartment, not on a farm. Ok, so I have three cats who think shedding is a national sport but... still. I feel like I should go to a shedders/discarders anonymous meeting.
"Hi. I am 1+1 and I shed and discard."
"Welcome 1+1. The first step is to acknowledge the problem."
"So tell us the story of your dustbin. Do you recycle?"
(A nervous cough is heard.)
"Well? Do you?"
"Err... no I don't. I am too busy shedding."